You can touch my butt, but not the hole. Just anal messing around. Defining our terms seemed important, since these are genres of sex that people get extremely touchy about, so to speak. Consider yourselves warned, squeamish readers. Playboy published an essay on rim jobs last year, and Cosmo followed suit with a how-to guide a few weeks ago. For a variety of reasons, people just get skittish when the subject comes up. Even as anal play becomes a common extension of genital play, nobody seems comfortable discussing it publicly—even though we seem to love talking about every other taboo we bust just as soon as we bust it. Part of our squeamishness has to come from the polarizing nature of the act itself.
Brush your nose in Jordan, and you're telling them you'd like to enjoy a "romantic exchange."
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I tend to think I'm a pretty nice guy. I even know the difference between an actual nice guy and a " Nice Guy "—someone who thinks niceness is just part of a transaction for which he should receive blowjobs. But while I consider myself a male feminist, woman-hating might be etched into the very contours of my body. I know this because a recent study out of McGill University has brought a horrifying reality to my attention: I have a finger length ratio that corresponds to a tendency to be quarrelsome with women. The snappy title of the study in question is " Fetal exposure to androgens, as indicated by digit ratios 2D:4D , increases men's agreeableness with women. Namely: being exposed to high levels of androgens in utero—a bombardment in the womb of masculine hormones, including testosterone—has an effect on your finger length, specifically your index 2D and ring 4D fingers.
Courtesy Chronicle Books The meaning of hand gestures vary drastically from culture to culture. Flash someone a well-meaning "thumbs up" sign in Russia, and they'll interpret it as a vulgar insult. Rude Hand Gestures of the World: A Guide to Offending without Words , a new title from Chronicle Books , delves into the varied interpretations of hand signals around the planet. Author Romana Lefevre spends half the year traveling the world studying offensive language patterns of different cultures. It's a great read if you're traveling to foreign countries and don't want to offend the people you meet along the way or if you do, for that matter.
Meanwhile, the ring finger is folded down and out of the way. The thumb just chills there. The fact that a man or anyone! Like any edgy sex act, you always have to make sure that both people are on-board. That being said, if you like a finger in your backdoor, feel free to request it! This is America!